I'm probably the coolest person you will ever meet in your entire lifetime.

I haven't really contributed much this semester to the The Laureate, but that is something that I intend to change. While it wasn't entirely my fault I sat idly (see 3rd idea, second post), I believe that I need to throw more ideas into the pot and try to write more interesting opinionated articles. Meow that I have been in The Laureate for a semester, I know what is expected of me. Cabeza de León always believed that I needed to take greater risks in my writings and branch out to new forms of articles, and I intend to do so, so that it may please Su Santo León when he inevitably invades the United States and he shall spare me the wrath of his jungle bandidos.
                                                -Samuel A. Malte